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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-3
It is a three day weekend for a lot of us in North America. Yesterday was St. Valentine’s Day, which means that today you’re…
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Sexy Friday – 20250214
TGIF! It’s Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day…
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Your Friday Eve Open Thread
We’re almost there folks. Up here in The Canadia we have a Family Day holiday on the Monday. How will I be celebrating? I’ve…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?
Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an…
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One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread
Hey there. I didn’t know you were awake. Yeah, last season was great. We laughed. We cried. That thing you did with the new…
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Your Barren Monday Night Open Thread
Well, that was that. Patty will be adding to his legacy going forward but I think it’s safe to say that this will be…
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Saquon’s Birthday Bash! A Super Bowl Open Thread
Let’s not waste any time on an ill-thought-out preamble. To The Game! Eagles/Chiefs: -Spags Alert!: The Chiefs have allowed but one 100 yard rusher…
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Your Morning of the Super Bowl Open Thread
Welcome to the holiest of days, according to Vegas. With that in mind, I’ll toss some lines at you (that meant something different in…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2
It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they’re all taking a nap prior to getting…
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Another Year, Another FA Cup Weekend
Upon popular request (wait, is Spam popular???) I had intended to do a longer piece explaining some of Lesser Footy’s HippoSPEEK. But I had…
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