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Sexy Friday – 20250314
TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today. Survival – Personal Edition Doing some traveling? Here’s some tips to bribe customs officials. If…
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It’s Thursday. This Is Your Beloved Open Thread
I’ll come good. I’ve been on a whirlwind business/medical assessment trip to Toronto and back that started Tuesday at noon and is ending as…
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Not Yet.
I looked at my grandparents’ pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there…
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It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Ok. There’s officially Too Fucking Much Going On Right Now. Politically, the “Flood the Zone With Criminal Actions” plan has been wildly successful from…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – NFL Musical Chairs
Evening all, I was going to do another piece on Trench Crusade, specifically the The Synod of Strategic Prophecy, the intelligence gathering portion of…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-6
I have had a wonderful week, thank you to Weaselo for asking on Wednesday! It’s been very busy at work but busy is good.…
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Sexy Friday – 20250307
TGIF! WTF, Geno is gone to That’s His Raiders! No wonder all the receivers are bailing. Survival – Personal Edition Now that it’s March…
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Woe Is Me: A Thursday Night Tale (and some other stuff)
So it rained all day yesterday and then dropped to -15C and snowed as well overnight. Your hero (me) was walking down the steps…
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Three Cone Drill? In This Economy?: Tuesday Open Thread
The annual NFL Combine has come and gone, without any major controversies. No freakouts threatening medical personnel. No leaked stories about how poorly Jaxxsxxyon…
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