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Diet Lesser Footy Weekend
No, this is not a #HippoLyf reference, I am still a fat fuck who will remain such. Just…not much in the way of viewing. …
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Sexy Friday – 20240517
TGIF! One of the great benefits of writing this weekly post is I copy the last week’s template. Which means I get to relive…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Just feast your eyes on that glorious 100th year throwback Giants uniform. It’s got everything-crisp lines, easy-to-see numbers for the older fans, primary colors…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition
The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. -So,…
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Camping Adventures II: The Search for Spork: Tuesday Open Thread
We’re going camping this weekend. I hate camping. My ancestors camped for 40 fucking years in the desert because they were complaining dickholes who…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 11
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Interesting Lesser Side Piece Stories
Look, there is just one Prem fixture of consquence today, and it’s the Early Bird – City of Men away to Mighty Whitey (7:30,…
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Sexy Friday – 20230510
TGIF! Hopefully no one here caught a stray from Drake and Kendall rap beef. Also, Mother’s Day is Sunday, so remember to do something,…
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Your Abbreviated Yet Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey, it’s that time again. There’s so little going on that I feel like talking about so this will be a short intro and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One He Retroactively Named
Well, hopefully everyone’s rested up for playoff overtime hockey. Either that or resetting the “It has been X days since Rashee Rice has gotten…