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Saturday Footy Miscellany
I thank the esteemed Balls for filling in ably last week. I drove up to London, Ontario for a 2-day visit withmy oldest HippoSpawn. …
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Sexy Friday – 20240426
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying the draft and laughing at the Falcons. More importantly, though, there’s playoff hockey! Survival – Personal Edition Now the…
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DRAFT NIGHT OPEN THREAD! (plus Reverend Mayhem’s 2024 Final Mock Draft)
So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Draftmas…
Not writing that one, just saying that the Draft is tomorrow and will inevitably get more eyeballs than the *checks ESPN app* five playoff…
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Have You Heard the Good News of Murderbot?: Tuesday Open Thread
Ah Spring. When the grass begins growing, the basketball and hockey playoffs still feel fresh, and the pollen counts are so high that even…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 8
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Sexy Friday – 20240419
TGIF! It’s playoff season! Well, not today, but starting tomorrow anyway. Why yes, the hardwood footy play-ins are not playoff games you rube. Please…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Welcome folks, to Friday Eve. Shall we make a promise to ourselves and one another to half-ass it for four hours tomorrow? My routine…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: More Notes from the Bandstand
7 gigs in 8 nights has come and gone, and there was much rejoicing for my bank account, especially after the check to the…
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The Holy Game of Poker: Tuesday Open Thread
Anything that gets the adrenaline moving like a 440 volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins…
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