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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 5
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Saturday Morning Rant
I am a fairly tolerant mammal. I think pluralism is vital, and have no interest in everyone thinking or believing the same, from religion…
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Sexy Friday – 20230315
TGIF! Spring has sprung! At least here in the great PNW it has. It hit 70º here today! I had the top down on…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey, what’s up fellow denizens of the intranets? Here are my brain thingys from the last few days and some other things. What’s the…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 3… 2… 1…
Happy New (League) Year! The league year officially changed over at 3:00 DFO time (4:00 Eastern), meaning 2023 contracts are officially off the books…
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Tampering With The Laws of Nature: Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. Welcome to the NFL Legal Tampering Period! Back in the Old Days (2011), agents and teams were prohibited from negotiating free agent…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 4
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Saturday Morning of F1
Good morning! I’m your substitute teacher today. And lucky you, that means new course material! Today’s syllabus is F1 racing. The season kicked off…
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Sexy Friday – 20240308
TGIF! Hopefully you didn’t get Franchise Tagged this week and can negotiate a fair market value contract for the upcoming year! Survival – Personal…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
It’s all the news that’s fit to, uh, stick in your craw, I guess. The Big Turk: I wanted to throw an over-sized pic…
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