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Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s Tagging Tuesday, where NFL teams express their appreciation for a player by denying him the right to negotiate a market-appropriate salary! As of…
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Your “Why Do Birds… Suddenly Appear?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Because they long to be… close to you. Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, lassoed in for a special appearance. I’m coming to…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 3 and AFL Preview!
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Marching On With Lesser Footy
I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts. That’s ok, footy has…
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Sexy Friday – 20240301
TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we’re on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile at the Office…
Tonight’s post is live from the office, because I have to be there for rehearsal during post time, and am spending my time otherwise…
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Wichita, O Wichita! or No Fun With Peter King: Tuesday Open Thread
So Peter King is stepping back from his primary(?) gig writing 11,000 words per week as a columnist for NBC Sports. This is indeed…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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February’s Last Saturday – Open Thread
There is footy, though no early-birder. But a reasonably full day, given that the schedule gets fuckety for the Cursed Caribou Cup tomorrow (hopefully…
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