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Sexy Friday – 20240223
TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey, it’s almost the weekend! One more day to slog through-and if you don’t punch a co-worker you’re free and clear. Punch that dick…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: They Can’t All Be Winners
Both regarding this being a bit of a Carpenter-job and my Monday night. Some gigs are nice. Easy amount of time, little work, get…
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Is It Underwear Olympics Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
Short answer: no. The NFL’s annual meat market doesn’t begin until Leap Day, the most unholy day of the calendar (other than January 2).…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1
It’s funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour…
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Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday
You get the contenders 1-2-3 (in increasing order of likelihood to succeed, in Hippo’s view), all on USA/NBC. The filthy Redshite play Praise Beesus early…
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Sexy Friday – 20240216
TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Boy, does a week ever go by fast and it’s frickin’ February of all months! I’d like to give a shoutout to my neighbour…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…