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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 3… 2… 1…
Happy New (League) Year! The league year officially changed over at 3:00 DFO time (4:00 Eastern), meaning 2023 contracts are officially off the books…
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Tampering With The Laws of Nature: Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, friends. Welcome to the NFL Legal Tampering Period! Back in the Old Days (2011), agents and teams were prohibited from negotiating free agent…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 4
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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Saturday Morning of F1
Good morning! I’m your substitute teacher today. And lucky you, that means new course material! Today’s syllabus is F1 racing. The season kicked off…
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Sexy Friday – 20240308
TGIF! Hopefully you didn’t get Franchise Tagged this week and can negotiate a fair market value contract for the upcoming year! Survival – Personal…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
It’s all the news that’s fit to, uh, stick in your craw, I guess. The Big Turk: I wanted to throw an over-sized pic…
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Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s Tagging Tuesday, where NFL teams express their appreciation for a player by denying him the right to negotiate a market-appropriate salary! As of…
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Your “Why Do Birds… Suddenly Appear?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Because they long to be… close to you. Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, lassoed in for a special appearance. I’m coming to…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 3 and AFL Preview!
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…