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Marching On With Lesser Footy
I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts. That’s ok, footy has…
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Sexy Friday – 20240301
TGIF! Everyone enjoy their day of leaping? Well, we’re on to March now! The Madness is just around the corner. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile at the Office…
Tonight’s post is live from the office, because I have to be there for rehearsal during post time, and am spending my time otherwise…
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Wichita, O Wichita! or No Fun With Peter King: Tuesday Open Thread
So Peter King is stepping back from his primary(?) gig writing 11,000 words per week as a columnist for NBC Sports. This is indeed…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2
In these Off-season Open Threads, I’ll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the…
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February’s Last Saturday – Open Thread
There is footy, though no early-birder. But a reasonably full day, given that the schedule gets fuckety for the Cursed Caribou Cup tomorrow (hopefully…
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Sexy Friday – 20240223
TGIF! I, for one, agree with Strawberry Fields. Just get this over with. Also, that Chi**** is going to be wrong no matter what…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Hey, it’s almost the weekend! One more day to slog through-and if you don’t punch a co-worker you’re free and clear. Punch that dick…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: They Can’t All Be Winners
Both regarding this being a bit of a Carpenter-job and my Monday night. Some gigs are nice. Easy amount of time, little work, get…
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Is It Underwear Olympics Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
Short answer: no. The NFL’s annual meat market doesn’t begin until Leap Day, the most unholy day of the calendar (other than January 2).…
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