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Monday Morning One-Off Mock Draft
Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your…
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Your Post-NHL All-Star Game Open Thread
It’s a Sunday without real football for the first time since forever. How are you going to cope? I might go see my nephew…
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Sexy Friday – 20240202
TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week’s post with a new title and intro, but it’s…
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The Scattered Thursday Evening Open Thread
There’s never any over-arching theme, I’m just going to put down whatever comes into my head. Healthcare: There’s far too much to talk about…
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Football in the Time of Brainworms: Tuesday Open Thread
Taylor Swift is not a CIA wokeness android. Nancy Pelosi did not threaten the league at halftime if the 49ers didn’t win. The NFL…
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The WAAAAAAAGHHHHHH is back, baby!
The football season is ending, only an Owl left to watch, which I will watch, but only if I can get a new supply…
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Your Lions/Niners Open Thread
Let’s get at it again! Lions/Niners: -Injury Report: Detroit’s Hendon Hooker is listed as questionable (tooth). I did not make that up. -Keenan 175/2,…
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Your Chiefs/Ravens Open Thread
Let’s do this! Chiefs/Ravens: -Difference-Maker?: MVS maybe? The Baltimore D can’t be had in too many places but pass plays outside the numbers is…
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Sexy Friday – 20240126
TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I’m sure they won’t be at all…
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