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  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1

    February 17, 2024

    It’s funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour…

  • Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday

    Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday

    February 17, 2024

    You get the contenders 1-2-3 (in increasing order of likelihood to succeed, in Hippo’s view), all on USA/NBC. The filthy Redshite play Praise Beesus early…

  • Sexy Friday – 20240216

    Sexy Friday – 20240216

    February 16, 2024

    TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…

  • That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

    That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

    February 15, 2024

    Boy, does a week ever go by fast and it’s frickin’ February of all months! I’d like to give a shoutout to my neighbour…

  • A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

    February 15, 2024

    Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir

    February 14, 2024

    Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…

  • Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

    Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat

    February 13, 2024

    Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…

  • Your Superb Owl Open Thread

    Your Superb Owl Open Thread

    February 11, 2024

    Welp, it’s finally here. As with most of the folks here, I could do without all the silly stories surrounding the game designed to…

  • Your Pre-Superb Owl Open Thread

    Your Pre-Superb Owl Open Thread

    February 11, 2024

    Welcome one and all! I type this as I’m drinking my marshmallow hot chocolate/ dark roast coffee half and half. T’is a most special…

  • Pre-Owl Footy Thread

    Pre-Owl Footy Thread

    February 11, 2024

    I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here.  I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…

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