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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1
It’s funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour…
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Title Battle Begins In Earnest – Lesser Footy Saturday
You get the contenders 1-2-3 (in increasing order of likelihood to succeed, in Hippo’s view), all on USA/NBC. The filthy Redshite play Praise Beesus early…
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Sexy Friday – 20240216
TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…
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That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Boy, does a week ever go by fast and it’s frickin’ February of all months! I’d like to give a shoutout to my neighbour…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Welcome to the Nadir
Believe it or not, we at [Door Flies Open] haven’t officially welcomed you to the offseason yet. So, uh, welcome to the offseason! We’ve…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welp, it’s finally here. As with most of the folks here, I could do without all the silly stories surrounding the game designed to…
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Your Pre-Superb Owl Open Thread
Welcome one and all! I type this as I’m drinking my marshmallow hot chocolate/ dark roast coffee half and half. T’is a most special…
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Pre-Owl Footy Thread
I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…