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Sexy Friday – 2024019
TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you’re properly hydrated and rested. Survival – Personal Edition…
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That Distracted Thursday Open Thread
Oh hey. I don’t plan any of these things now that there are no games on. The brain scramblings will continue until morale impoverishes.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “Caution: Arranger at Work”
No crazy stories today, I’m simultaneously working on this and some Great American Songbook scouring (Hey, “Yiddishe Momme” counts… dammit, my cutoff is 1924…
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Satisfaction: Tuesday Open Thread
Oh that’s the stuff. That…that’s what Daddy needed. Ok, that got weird, but stay with me, gang. Not every game was what you might…
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I Got Your Wild Card Weekend Denouement Right Here-Your Monday Night Open Thread
This is your last chance to fill your eyebulbs with that sweet, sweet man meat. (ewww…) I’m with WCS in that there should be…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…
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Scoregasm Alert! Your Rams/Lions Wildcard Game Open Thread
Moving along. We’ve got more work to do. To The Game! Rams/Lions: -Look at that gorgeous 51.5 O/U! Just as long as it’s not…
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Wild Card Weekend Boogaloo: Packers/Cowboys Edition
Welcome back to the festivities! Are the pizza, pills and booze at the ready? I’m sure they are. Let’s go. To The Game! Packers/Cowboys:…
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Fetch Your Parkas! Are You Ready For Some Frozen Football?
The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats…
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It’s That Time-Your First Playoff Open Thread
Welcome, welcome fans of the NFL. Not so long ago this would be a game that you would consciously avoid were it a regular…