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Your “College Football Is NOT An Amuse Bouche” Friday Open Thread
Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is…
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Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word “adult” in the most sarcastic way…
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Your “Finally! The Damn Exhibition Season Is About To Come To An End!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Judging by the response folks around here had of the game last night, this Week 4 slate is not football fan-friendly at all. No…
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Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.
[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open]…
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Your Lazy-Ass Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Chargers/Vikes-I just get the irrational feeling that San Diego should do better than the 4-12 mark (victories over the likes of the Lions, Browns,…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…
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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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CrimeBeat!: Thirty Days in the Hole Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PRESEASON MVPs CHARGE: Breach of promise OMG YOU…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…