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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC East and West
Hey guys, it’s Eli again. Thanks for the help on last week’s vocab quiz. Coach McAdoo said I did a real good job, so…
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Puzzle: Worm Jungle!
Hello! I am former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith! I am told that you people like PUDDLES, so I am here with a really…
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Puzzle: Eli’s Vocabulary Quiz – AFC North and South
Hi everybody! It’s Eli. I hope you’ve been having a good summer. Mine’s been pretty good. Anyhow, Coach McAdoo said that he’s getting tired…
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Crossfit or Crucifix? (Revised)
Edit: My apologies for screwing up Word Press. This wasn’t supposed to go live for some time, but since I managed to post it,…
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Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul…Mr. Pierre-Paul……
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Work-related Dick Twister That Happened Today
So… One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual. The…
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Occasional Puzzle: State of Play
I leave you alone with KSK for three days and Uproxx takes it away??? I’ve been on vacation in Mexico for the last week.…
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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 3
…continued from Part 2… — Before Jake could open his mouth to explain, the pair of detectives were interrupted by the trilling of Shelby’s…
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Occasional Puzzle: Department of NFL Mind Games
I heard you mental midgets like puzzles, despite obviously not ever being able to get to the end of the Candyland board. Lucky for…
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Occasional Puzzle: Where in the World is Carmen 5Chan Diego? Part 2
…continued from Part 1… “So…what did you say brings you by?” Jake began. Shelby stared at him, perplexed. “But, we just…” “I should…