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15 quejas sur la Week 16
This was quite a week, wasn’t it? So, by my reckoning, the path to the Super Bowl is pretty much laid out in plushy…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Boxing Day Edition (with Lesser Footy Previews)
Holy crap, NFL Network’s decision to turn a mild Christmas Sunday afternoon into Thursday Night magically transformed its usual fetid product, on a scale…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Shitsmas 2016 Edition
Holy fuck, that was an intense Christmas Eve afternoon, eh? Makes me kinda wish cigarettes did anything for me, so I could have one…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: What Day is it? It’s Christmas Day!
Merry Christmas everyone! Even if you don’t celebrate the occasion it IS Christmas Day and if nothing else you probably have the day off.…
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Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread
Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2016
Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it’s on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2016
The Day of the Dead came a little late this year, eh? We’ll never forget you, TannyFanny. So very GIF-able. Does that mean we…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2016
Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…
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The Tragic Descent into Holiday Hell
Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…
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