Reflections – Page 67 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Shitsmas Eve Morning Fantasy PANIC! Open Thread

Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to pass the nigh three hours until Greater Footy makes Saturday feel like a Sunday. I hope you…

Forgive me if I am curt with my analysis, my head hurts like it’s on fire, and the WORST of the barometric pressure changes…

The Day of the Dead came a little late this year, eh? We’ll never forget you, TannyFanny. So very GIF-able. Does that mean we…

The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…

Well, it certainly was lucky for Andy Fucking Reid, wasn’t it? I mean, the Chefs DID technically win on a game-winning TD pass from…

Why am I writing about my unbridled hate for the holidays? Because those stupid ass fucks in charge of advertising have begun the assault…

Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can’t really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself…

Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY…

First of all – fuck the world, and fuck humanity. Extinction is coming, and we will totes deserve it. Until that sweet day of…

Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…