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This Little Piggy Went 8-8: Your Bills Bye Week Update
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week. That’s your update. Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2016
I am not having a good year. Everything after Superb Owl L has been a slip and slide made of bile and vomitus. So…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2016
Well, I don’t know what gets much scarier than what happened to Donks cult hero Wade Phillips on the sideline of what was otherwise…
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Your LA Rams Bye Week Update
Well, here we are fresh off a loss in London to the New York Giants. What can we say about these Rams? In my…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2016
This weekend came and went. I didn’t particularly enjoy it, and the Donks still can make things worse with a MNF shitshow. I am…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2016
Be warned – I feel like shit physically, and am still uber depressed from JV Saturday. Kinda mailing it in this week. Fleeting hope…
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Old Balls Yell at Cloud
Take a look at this piece of glorious goodness: I was made aware of the existence of this by a retweet of our own…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2016
And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but…let’s not and say we did? I…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2016
It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…
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