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Old Balls Yell at Cloud
Take a look at this piece of glorious goodness: I was made aware of the existence of this by a retweet of our own…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2016
And then, there was one. HAI, Minny!! Well, I guess we could awkwardly wave to Factory too, but…let’s not and say we did? I…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2016
It’s not the most glorious thing in the world, but we sports fans get overly used to the idea/extent of the “doormat” designation. It…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts FOAR Week 3, 2016
Week 3 brought us multiple safeties, and multiple fat guy TDs. It was fun that way. It was also plenty surprising, as we will…
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“Summoned by BOLTMAN” – A Boots On The Ground Chargers Game Experience
It’s not every day that one of us gets a call to greatness; it’s even less often that we actually answer. At 9:15am on…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2016
Hey howdy there! We sure did get some exciting (and derpy!) footballing this past Sunday, did we not? BLEERGH be praised. Remember Lawrence Taylor…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 1
Last weekend, the NFL kicked off with a smattering of games, passes, runs, tackles, hits, gruesome injuries, concussions, and more family fun and plausible deniability for…
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“I did it so you don’t have to” – A Boots On The Ground Seahawks Game Experience
I, like most of you, enjoy the NFL. I also like attending the events, because museums and airplanes are full of babies, tourists and germs.…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2016
Yes, football is back and our lives, shitty as they may be, finally feel complete again. Huzzah! Speaking of life, one wonders why philosophers,…