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Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes “R U E“ I CAN’T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!!…
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A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL
[Apologies to every blogger everywhere who has used this format before me] While everyone was suffering through the heat wave and massive crowds to…
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Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????
Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future…
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Dictatorial Proclamations for a More Glorious NFL
These are tough times for our quasi-beloved NFL. Well, as tough as they can be for a mutli-gazillion dollar empire that basically prints its…