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Like Pine Tar…But With NFL Rosters
INT. 666 FIFTH AVENUE — DAYTIME Two men sit side by side at a table in a small room. The older man confidently watches…
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Broadcasts From An Undisclosed Location
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you inside the Deep State so you can finally understand what the Globalists…
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Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.
Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Houston Texans
Before we progress, let’s once again revisit the 0-1 2017 New England Patriots: Delicious. I very much enjoy the fact that Pat there has…
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Duchess Destroys Hurricane Harvey… Relief Efforts
Tragedies can bring this country together. It is when friends and strangers are in need the best of us shine through. Or that’s what…
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SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the…
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Commentists as role models?
Hello there a little while back some of the commentist party got in to a discussion about their offspring. I was a little down…