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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview
Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel.…
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THAT’S MY RAIQERS! YOUR 2020 OAKLAND I MEAN LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SEASON PREVIEW
INT. RAIDERS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY A team owner sits behind a large desk with noticeably rounded corners. He sets a binder on the…
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Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year’s draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with…
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New Orleans Saints Season Preview: A DJ TAJ Joint
Oh What, You Don’t have one of these? It’s Okay You can Kiss mine Football, what’s football? I know what a pandemic…
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Is It Every Other Year Again Already? A 2020 NY Giants Preview
Back in 2016 it was Ben McAdoo holding the reins and in 2018 Pat Shurmur came to town-now it’s two years on and previously…
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Donks in 2020 – The Year That Is A Thing
For the rest of our natural lives, we will all be able to nod at strangers in the street, and say “2020.” Everyone will…
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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
