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Questions: Team Previews
I know we talked about each of us writing season previews for our teams. What is going to be the timing on that?…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 16
As of this week, the regular season is 2/3 complete. That means the margin of error is getting smaller and every game becomes more and…
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Dammit, Donald!
From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out…
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Slutty Saturday
Today is a good day to clean out some bookmarked gfycat videos. There are plenty of tits. Alessandra Ambrosio, Verdades Secretas. (1) Alessandra…
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Forging Steel – Influences Part 1
This is the first in a series of occasional posts that will highlight the influences of my life. Today’s episode: YES! It’s I…
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Familiarity Breeds Contempt, Because We’re Idiots: A Beer Review
Remember the first beer you ever had? Great. No, shut up, I don’t care, we’re moving on. Remember the first time you ever realized…
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A Child’s Garden Of Woo From Los Angeles Craigslist
Gentle Kommenters, Below you will find a curated selection of excerpts from the Los Angeles Craigslist Personals. All are real lines from real ads…except…
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Dear [Door Flies Open] Forum: Should I Tell My Wife?
I woke up and she was rolling around on the bedroom floor. I should back up a little. My wife and I have been…
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The All Star Game on FOX
With the All Star Game tonight in Cincy, and me still high from the fantastic home run derby last night, it’s time for the…