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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
It is getting to be that time of year as teams are fiercely clinging to finals hopes and one miss-step could cause your team’s…
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Arian Foster Proclaims Himself An Unbeliever, Is Immediately Punished By the Almighty
In an incident completely devoid of any irony whatsoever, it is now being reported that the Almighty God exacted His revenge upon Arian Foster…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Titles For MFA Student Poems
Until They Are Blackened And Seared Before The Last Root Gives Way Our Collective Dark Secret The Freedom Of Murderers Sometimes A Girl Our…
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It’s Almost Week-End Eve!
Thursday is an overlooked day. But if you’re like me your weekend plans have crystallized for the most part on this day. If you…
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Cocktails of the NFC
Unless otherwise specified, the mixing instructions for all these drinks are the same. Put in glass, maybe with some ice if you’re fancy, drink.…
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Bear With Me…
(Edit) Welp, that sucked balls. I put the old system back, let me know if you see bugs. I’m testing out a new…
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Sidney Seau Discusses Her Hall of Fame Speech With Roger Goodell
After struggling with the Fuckroxx posting system last Friday, and finally getting this on KSK as an image at the bottom of the latest…
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[Inarticulate Telling]
Saw this – the strongest of strong taeks – on Deadpin (I know, I was supposed to have sworn that off) and just had…
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