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Limited Edition Open Thread
She’s a hot one, ain’t she? If you want to stay hydrated the liquids must flow, so flow they shall. Right now I’m a…
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Slutty Saturday – Jiggle TV edition
I know a bunch of us are old farts and remember fondly the days when television programs featured scantily clad women showing cleavage plus…
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Only Getting A Little Better Usually Means That You’ve Been Caught – The 2015 Detroit LIons
The only noticeable difference from the Lions team that went 7-9 in 2013 and the Lions team that went 11-5 in 2014 was that…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Special Finals Preview
I am posting this deep into the night on Thursday so that you, devoted AFL viewers and readers, can read it prior to the…
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Hard Knocks: JJ Watt’s Humblebrags Open Thread
Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans, wait, who? I say JJ Watt does something to piss most of you off within five minutes. Also,…
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Predicting the next Jets disaster
So in the most Jetsiest offseason imaginable, in which the starting DE decided that getting high and driving 100000mph was a safe way to…
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Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Reminder
This is just a friendly reminder for those who have been around or a new invitation for our re-acquainted friends. Those who call SoCal…
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Sunday Sunny Sunday
Football is so close I can almost taste Andy Reid’s discarded bib from his blitzkrieg-like invasion of a now bankrupt Golden Corral location in…
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