My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my sad existence. Have you ever been to a golf driving range and seen some loser in one of those crappy old machines picking up golf
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Welcome to March. Proof of vaccine for, like, everything ends in
FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread
As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy's NCAA Tournament. Commentators talk of the magic of the FA Cup - most recently evidenced by Wigan (under future Everton manager Roberto Martinez) winning the whole shebang - in a
Sexy Friday, Mid to Late August 2021 edition
As I mentioned last week, I'm switching things around. HOWEVAH, before I do that, I need to catch up on the pics that you all have posted. Therefore, today's Sexy Friday features 25 (not 11) pics that you have posted in the last few weeks. On to Balls' Thoughts O' Da Week! *** Balls'
Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1
/Canada won the women's Olympic futbol, a nation rejoiced. Seriously, FUCK YEAH. Good morning all! It is that time of year again where Euro club futbol kicks off and I watch with no rooting interest because my team is run like a plaything for a spoiled brat child. Jesus, I would
Sexy Friday, Catsup/Ketchup edition
Not to open a can of worms here, but how did we get to the point that the words "Catsup" and "Ketchup" mean the exact same thing? Are they supposed to be pronounced the same too? I always think "catsup" is pronounced the way one cat would greet another cat on the
Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)
I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its "spectacle" to take place on May Day. Seize the means of production, Most Glorious Kenfucky Proletariat! Shempions and NIT Shempions qualification are at the forefront of Premier League headlines, but not in the opening fixture
The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo VI
Place and time: Walking up into the sixth terrace of Purgatory, right after Mozart ditched them. tWBS: You know, I've been wondering. I've gone through Hell and Purgatory, and dealt with a whole ton of people on the way. And I could understand them all. Why? Senor: Okay, first off, out of
New Year, new you! Let’s be positive EPL Preview and Open Thread
Good morning! I am really excited. Do you know what never goes away? Futbol! Shit our corner of the clubhouse is year round, disease or not. Seriously, we may have a problem. Happy? This is written before the 1st match so let's go! If you are up like I am right
Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!
Welcome to Decision Day! With the exception of one game, every match has positional repercussions. Most importantly, the Top 4 and relegation are all on the line today! What sucks is that the league should have tried and flexed the games around so that not all games are playing at once.
Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!
Hello sports fans and work procrastinators! We have a Lesser Footy Double header today. Game 1A: Continental Europe Bowl (1PM EST) A YUGE match for both clubs. Leicester needs to keep pace with Chelski, who won yesterday. The Foxes have 1 win from 6 league outings and lost to Chelski in the FA
Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty Thursday soccer preview post this week. As luck has it, though, King Hippo was unavailable to do this morning's soccer post, so here we are.