Even if it's the day of The Big Game ©®™, that doesn't mean we can't have last-second picks, right? And it just so happens that due to busy-ness I haven't come calling to visit Hades. I missed the Professional Bowl party this year and everything because I was working! So without
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Your “It’s A Post About Nothing” Friday Evening Open Thread
Nope, you gotta wait another week (plus) for the Superb Owl LIII. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!! (get your foot off the boat, Spalding) ((roman numerals are stupid)) (((LMFAO))) Anywhoooo.... But even without your football fix this weekend, you will still be getting a variety of incessant media takes on the "Big Game". So in
TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week. Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck. Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week. Sorry. I'm short on time. But all of you were
Partying in the Underworld
It's a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it's Senor Weaselo, who else would it be? Senor: All right, done for the day. Maybe I'll get a bagel and a haircut? His phone starts ringing and popping up on the
TGISF… Let’s Get Dolled Up Tonight!!!!
It's been "interesting" around DFO this week. Now that we're transitioning into the offseason, everyone seems like they're in a rather weird mood. King Hippo was a little pissed off earlier this week, as were a lot of us. Though our resident Iggles and P*ts fans (you jerks know who you
Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow's Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year's nominees for the AVN Awards. The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets
Blabbing About Sports in the Underworld: Jets at the Bye
It's about 11 PM Sunday night, and a young-ish man in a suit is driving home. It was a fairly loud gig, so the car is silent, apart from his occasional thoughts to himself about life, the universe, and everything. Senor Weaselo: Hmm, so tomorrow I've got that show in the
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 100)
The scene: The parking lot of the Iguana Mart in the future. Like, waaaay in the future, man. There's currently a one-sided firefight going on, as an enraged blue-skinned sexually-ambiguous bartender is shooting at several DFOers with a Multi-Use Explosive Rocket Tracking-Enhanced system. The DFOers, for their part, are hiding
Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8 …Sure. Let's go with that. In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 92)
The scene: Outer space, where a magical chariot is hurtling through the open void. And just calling it a chariot is an understatement. This thing is wicked cool, bro. It's a metallic red with golden trim and racing flames, with yuuuge gold rims that look like they came off of
TGISF…aka Your “Who’s Got Wood?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Today is Arbor Day. So go plant a tree...so to speak. But yes, Arbor Day, or more specifically Trees....is our theme this week, one way or another. Yes, I know you were expecting something NFL Draft related probably. But fuck those idiots. I can barely stand to watch real NFL during the season
TGISF…aka Your “ABC Final Four, and also Wrestlemania Apparently” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I admit it's another really messed up title this week. But I'm not intentionally being cryptic this time. It's really very simple... ABC: Anybody But Carolina. And to be clear, that is specifically aimed at NORTH Carolina in this particular instance (it usually is...I'd actually kinda like to see Frankenstein