Editor's Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of...substance... before reading this. It gets...weird. Other Editor's Note: Way ahead of you. And also....so you think it's just now getting weird? Maybe I write about some stuff up YOUR ass next time. And now you got me tripping on acid?
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Two” Friday Evening Open Thread
I started this two weeks ago. And as promised, we will occasionally continue to bounce back to it as the weeks pass. /sigh //deep breath (this one is gonna hurt) I once had a whirlwind romance with a girl who is a Mexican national. At least I presume she still is. She is also a
Your “Isn’t This the Part…” Final Friday Evening Thread of 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ZlWEQ17ns Another year, gone and done. Things happened, and now those things are part of the annals of history—no, I said annals, with two Ns, not, never mind. We got a lot to do in this final Friday post, so let's get it started. I want to start off by congratulating everybody
TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week's TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a "by request" theme for one of our good peeps, with only some brief mentioning of the Olympic goings on. But you guys obviously zigged when I thought
TGISF…A Mixed Bag of Hate
Yep, it's still Hate Week. And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO? Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately? Holee
Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt IV – Carolina Panthers
[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs... ...and down beer after beer, the news comes on the TeeVee box over the bar.... ...In what's being called an intervention from God, we're learning now that Joe Flacco has been found.
YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees
Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket
Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post
Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It's that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN Awards will be held live in Las Vegas on the first weekend in January. Talk about bringing in the new year with a bang! I'm sorry.
Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. So, as I mentioned on the weekend, I got
DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls
ED. NOTE: Welcome to Door Flies 30pen. Due to the scarcity of remaining Request Line Topics (we've already done 180 different themes), we’re launching a new feature to examine the musical evolution of the various members of the DFO writing staff. Each of us will be sharing 30 songs from
Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white, Senor can't drink red) and mid-conversation about… something. Senor Weaselo: Anyway, I'm saying you might be able to capitalize on this. Hades, lord of the Greek underworld: Senor,
Oh Yeah, It’s Time for a Jets Preview (or, Quarantine in the Underworld)
Scene: The underworld! Hades, the god of the Greek underworld, and Persephone, his wife and the goddess of both the underworld and vegetation, are at home watching the Marble League, because of course they are. Persephone is wearing a Raspberry Racers shirt, while Hades is wearing, out of all teams,