OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 31, 2025August 30, 202532

When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Finale! Gameday Menu Suggestions!

yeah right - August 31, 2025August 30, 202528

Good morning all! It's Labor Day Weekend here in the hellscape of the former USA. Today is also the season 11 "Season finale" of Sunday Gravy. Thank you for being a part of this thing we do. Never in a million fucking lifetimes did I ever envision this thing lasting for 11 seasons.

JV Night Time is teh Right Time

King Hippo - August 30, 2025August 29, 2025184

Let's hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun Moneyline upset pick #2. Because why not? Chanticleers is the best nickname in sportsball, and it ain't even close. LSU (+4.5) at Clemson (7:30, ABC) The Humbling of Brian Kelly,

Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived

King Hippo - August 30, 2025August 29, 2025203

Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers do battle in the early hours (7:30, USA), which is a spicy meatball to accent one's coffee. Black Cats chase some Bees around in the feature at 10:00

Sexy Friday – 20250829

Mr. Ayo - August 29, 2025August 29, 2025131

TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we'll have football back. Oh, and there's a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count Filler Time Here's some headlines that are less than clear in their intent. Doctor Testifies in Horse Suit Must of been laundry day Diet of Premature Babies Affects IQ Just ask wormbrain Oprah,

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 3 (Fisticuffs)

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 29, 2025August 29, 2025106

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are...actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000' as it boots up... …to an empty studio. As we watch, DJ 3000''s console flashes the text

The Arizona Cardinals in 2025: A 2025 Arizona Cardinals Preview Post

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 29, 2025August 26, 202512

Wasting no time here.... When we last left off with this NFL ownership side quest that is Mike Bidwill's tenure as leader of the Arizona Cardinals, the 2024 Edition was actually exiting a late-November bye with the NFC West lead! As will be mentioned at least three other times during these

JR Football Alert! Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 28, 2025August 28, 202598

By the by, this is your last NFL-less Thursday night until January the 8th. It may seem like a long time but it'll probably go by quite fast. Credit what's left of money hungry NCAA/the nascent sports monolith ESPN/the money hungry Mountain West Conference and the money hungry American Conference

AFL Beat 2025 – Round 24 Recap!

ballsofsteelandfury - August 28, 2025August 28, 202525

This is posting in lieu of Tiki Thursday because of the Gold Coast-Essendon game. What happened? Let's get to it! *** The AFL Ladder *** The AFL Round 24 Results The AFL Round 24 Highlights https://youtu.be/FUq05LkV6tI?si=6V2ueitEOfhOPWVp https://youtu.be/TT4TQHNGBNw?si=NBWw-iUQ7o9vZ4su https://youtu.be/IozkkMpuNGk?si=dwmPAcMG3s9g7L-a https://youtu.be/vsf7H9gJ_Z4?si=YSu5MvgyPlzcZ0jL https://youtu.be/_t5UdgbMliw?si=S3EvHn1HnRs1kfJv https://youtu.be/bLOn02znm_I?si=5ErWCo5fB_omPIkB https://youtu.be/O90nd09SJME?si=PsZR2S5x1m5VTBH5 https://youtu.be/kd-tnx-kpqg?si=t3fp16tjUARlqMdx https://youtu.be/gGNJMMwEMmM?si=as7puegmapk8OoJ3 https://youtu.be/fWuPXlO0PcY?si=AvMOA-AS2qQGoPHM AFL Finals Week One Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments As I predicted last week, Adelaide and Geelong finished Top Two.

“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

Beerguyrob - August 28, 2025August 28, 202526

Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I've decided the time has come for an intervention. No other kind of bankruptcy is like this one. Following the Falcons, now become the rapacious creditor, bleeds me of all self-sufficiency and