CFL Beat: Week 13

The Maestro - 10

We've made it to Labour Day! It's officially make-it-or-break-it time in the CFL season, and the annual tradition of fierce divisional rivalry games comes alive once more. With school on the horizon, I will be spending my final weekend of summer vacation at the cabin, drinking for three (me, my

Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

Senor Weaselo - 75

A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it's just stuff that I came up with over the last two weeks. And that's the beauty of our 24-hour news cycle! Between now and your fantasy draft, a

More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview

Horatio Cornblower - 24

I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst.  They're benign but can get annoying, they run in my family, and I've had 2-3 removed.  In short, they don't mean anything and they've been with me a long time. The procedure to have these things

TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades

LemonJello - 46

Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday.  In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be mildly humorous to post Yahoo's AI-generated hot taeks for each team's draft performance. Sebastian's Swag Team Grade: A+ Best Pick: Brock Purdy QB, Pick 88 Worst Pick: George Pickens WR, Pick

50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - 112

It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY:  10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South

A Letter To My Forthcoming Child: Your 2025 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - 52
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Dear forthcoming child, With so much to do to prepare for your mid-November arrival, I wanted to take a few minutes to write down some fatherly advice to share with you. You may never end up reading this - in fact, staying off the internet outright is probably going to improve

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - 30

Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:“The work is mysterious

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?

Horatio Cornblower - 140

Guten Tag drones. Let's make this quick.  I've just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and did not sleep much.  I need to remedy the latter tonight, but I'll not doubt be stewing over that C+ Yahoo just gave me for my fantasy

You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.

Don T - 106

A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not always thus. It used to be that preseason ended, teams reduced rosters to 53 players in the next few days, and DB Chris Conte suited up

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