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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

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Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Sexy Friday – 20240105

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TGIF! One week down in '24. The year is just flying by! Survival - Personal Edition The PGA off season has officially ended this week. That means it's time to start thinking about your upcoming golf season. Of course, not being a pro, you may find yourself playing from less than ideal

Sexy Friday – 20231229

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TGIF! Congrats, you made it to the last Friday of 2023. Hope everyone is enjoying Bowl season. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to learn how to control a car that's careening down a mountainside. Let's get to it! Apply firm, steady braking pressure. You want to achieve what is known

Sexy Friday – 20231222

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TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Today's totally relevant situation involves the desert! Let's say you were smart enough to bring a bunch of beverages with you, but not so much that you

Sexy Friday – 20231215

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TGIF! I'm sick as a dog so let's get this over with so I can crawl back into bed. Survival - Personal Edition Here's some tips on handling lost luggage, specifically when you're on a business trip. File a report at the airport. Do this as soon as you know your luggage

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

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Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Sexy Friday – 20231208

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TGIF! With Tuberville lifting his blockade, I hope you have all enjoyed your military promotions this week. Survival - Personal Edition Those of you with kids know the drill. They're pretty stupid. As Jason Statham so eloquently stated, there's a reason: Well let's cover one of those. Survival - Personal Edition - Too Long

Sexy Friday – 20231201

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TGIF! WTH? It's December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival - Personal Edition Again, vacation, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Today we're going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex.

Sexy Friday – 20231124

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TGIF! I hope everyone had as an enjoyable Thanksgiving as I did. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss golfing. Specifically, let's talk about when you get mad and how to control that rage. Set down anything you might break or intend to use as a weapon. Drop your clubs, bag, balls -

Sexy Friday – 20231117

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TGIF! May your wrist ligaments still be intact. As none of you will remember, I fractured and dislocated my CMC joint which is the joint that connects the base of your thumb with your wrist. You folks have no idea the misery and humiliation having to learn to wipe with