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Sexy Friday – 20230818
TGIF! What a weekend we have ahead! Week 2 of the NFL preseason is underway, now featuring some starters. Although last night’s “game” was…
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Balls Magazine Volume 19
The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition
Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because…
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Sexy Friday – 20230811
TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition
As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously,…
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Sexy Friday – 20230804
TGIF! Football is back! Woah, sit down Pac-12, not you. But first, WWC has to wrap up starting Saturday. Since I have to bang…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – okay seriously, this needs to stop Edition
It happened again. I’m sitting here enjoying a nice little Saturday, perusing Hippo’s Morning Thread and I AGAIN think, “I wonder what our wonderful…
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Sexy Friday – 20230728
TGIF! There’s nothing on TV. So read this post while chugging a couple of drinks and then take a nap. Tweaker WWC games start…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition
Fuck Me, I need a calendar. Or an alarm or something. Lately, every Saturday, I get to DFO in the afternoons after reading Hippo’s…