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  • Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition

    December 6, 2016

    As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…

  • Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)

    December 6, 2016

    The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles.  The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…

  • Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery

    Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery

    November 27, 2016

    Even in a pretty miserable year—and let’s not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I’ve…

  • Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit

    November 24, 2016

    October 17, 2016 – INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley:  Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as…

  • Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping

    November 23, 2016

    I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what…

  • The DFO Patrón Saint

    November 22, 2016

    Back at the site where we all met,  there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…

  • “What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts

    November 21, 2016

    Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…

  • Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point

    November 9, 2016

    Before I begin,  I remind you,  ladies,  to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual.  If you don’t, I’m…

  • Why the TV ratings are down and why it doesn’t matter because the NFL is dying

    November 3, 2016

    There have been many, and I mean MANY, articles out recently trying to explain the NFL ratings decline.  For the most part, I’ve heard…

  • 88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists

    November 1, 2016

    For the young’uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let’s get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress…

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