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A Saturday Evening, Canadian Houliday Weekend Open Thread
It’s the annual Victoria Day weekend up here in the Great White North, almost all of which has finally thawed out from what seemed…
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Your Hastily Conceived Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Sorry for the quality – we were short-staffed at school, and I could only put things together in chunks. NFL News: Overly conceived: Sean…
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Your Taco Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Looking for answers, DE Ziggy Ansah is meeting with the Seahawks. He needs a place to work, and they need to plug…
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Your “I Guess ‘The Simpsons’ Is On” Sunday Evening Open Thread
If you’re not into the minimal sports that are on TV tonight, there appears to be little else to recommend. I saw “Avengers: Endgame”…
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Your Easter Monday Pseudo-Holiday Open Thread
I don’t know if it is/was where you are, but today was another free day courtesy the calendar, the union, and a general desire…
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Your “Spring Break For Some” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Retired: (voluntarily) Haloti Ngata – after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles. Max Unger – after 10 seasons with the…
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“Shathawks… Nope,…Shethawks… No, That’s Not Right… Hold On, I’ve Got It…” Seattle At The Bye
As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission, it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer…
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DFO University – Sophomore Alcohol – Beer: Ales 220
Good morning class. Sorry about the change in location. Really, that hipster should have known better than to call Professor Fozz “sweetheart”, but what’s…
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Your “Let’s Just Agree to Disagree” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ESPN says ankle sprain, but OBJ & the Giants are getting an MRI just to be sure. And just to pour on…
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Your “Title Abridged Due To Holiday Day-Drinking” Canadian Holiday Monday Open Thread
I don’t really have anything to add. There’s no “NFL Notes” today. I put this post together in spurts over the weekend, because…