Your Easter Monday Pseudo-Holiday Open Thread

I don't know if it is/was where you are, but today was another free day courtesy the calendar, the union, and a general desire to sit at home & gorge on leftover turkey. I think I'm sweating tryptophan. Well, it should be a busy time in front offices, so let's see

Your “Spring Break For Some” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Retired: (voluntarily) Haloti Ngata - after 13 years with the Ravens, Lions & Eagles. Max Unger -  after 10 seasons with the Seahakws & Saints. Retired: (involuntarily): Vontaze Burfict - after 7 years with the Bengals. Actually, six years, given all the suspensions. Still playing: (surprisingly) Ryan Fitzpatrick

“Shathawks… Nope,…Shethawks… No, That’s Not Right… Hold On, I’ve Got It…” Seattle At The Bye

As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission, it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer of the Seahawks 2018 season preview this year, to provide an update on the team everybody used to hate. At their bye, the Seahawks are 3-3 - not