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A “Sorry; Bad Day At Work” Wednesday Open Thread
Boy, do I need weekend liquor something fierce. Free agency: not much to report or follow after today. But: In an attempt to prove…
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“All Dreams Start or End Tonight” Tuesday Open Thread
Possibly the most unproductive work week in North America kicks off tonight. HUZZAH! But first, what brings us here: Free Agency: the thrill is…
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Your “C’mon Tournament – Start Now!” Open Thread
Free agency – hungover from the weekend edition. It sure seems like everybody in charge binge-drank last week, because the signing news today sure…
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Your “Holy Crap! For Real?!” Friday Open Thread
*deep breath* … … Peyton Manning retired…………Brock Ostweiler signed with the Oilers Texans……….and somehow that became MARK SANCHEZ HAS SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS! At…
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Your “Sleep While You Can” Thursday Night Open Thread
A new day brings new Free Agency news. Let’s unwrap this fish and see what’s happened today: In what nfl.com calls “Heath Relief” (ugh),…
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Your “OMG OMG OMG” Free Agency Wednesday Open Thread
Day 2 of Free Agency. Let’s see what unfolded laundry highlights today: Doug Martin signed for 5 years to stay with Tampa. Well, the…
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Your “Manziel’s Still a Brown?” Tuesday Open Thread
Today was the first day of free agency, or the good riddance, post-Peyton era if you’re DeAngelo Williams. Good on him for refusing to…
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Your “I’ve Had Enough of This Crap!” Thursday Open Thread
Dear Lord! There’s another Republican debate tonight? From Detroit?! The Fox Theater?! On Fox News?! /checks cable package; relieved Fox News isn’t listed //wishes…
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“She Stoops To Conquer”, A Wednesday Open Thread
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” After last night, the Ninth Commandment is going to be getting strained pretty seriously,…
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Your “What’s So Super About It?” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Oh yeah, it’s March 1st! Super Tuesday!! Time to rock out with your caucus out!!! Eleven states with 25% of the available delegates are…