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4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Back in the Barrel With Ya
Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet…
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The Bachelor: NFL Edition
CHRIS HARRISON: Good evening, and welcome to a very special episode of The Bachelor. I’m…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week!…
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2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration
No, not a jazz odyssey, an exploration. Clearly this is not an exclusive club, but I wanted to dig into it further. Just bear…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery
Even in a pretty miserable year—and let’s not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I’ve…
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Bye Bye Beary
Los Osos de Chicago entered their week 9 bye week with a DAZZLING record of 2-6, good for last place in the division and…