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Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza
[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York “Football” “Giants”.] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK:…
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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…
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The Buffalo Bills, or Dear God Why
So, we dropped the ball on the Buffalo Bills, but they still deserve (I suppose) to have their fat roasted a bit. They have…