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DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa
Earlier this year, my good friend was hired by Karl Strauss as one of their Brewers. Many years ago he home-brewed, where he produced…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)
The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)
The scene: Halloween night, one year ago. Otto Man, dressed up as Spider-Man, is walking down the street. Otto Man (singing): Otto Man, Otto…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)
The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys…hey, is there anyone…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)
The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages’ camp, and are being held under guard…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 7)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is on her cell phone, and has several laptop computers open as well as several large books…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)
From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it’s been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)
Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)
Scene: An interrogation room in the City’s Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department’s Hard-boiled Detective grills…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)
Scene: The Platinum International Gym. Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist. Like others who are…