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Sunday Night Open Thread – Gold Cup Final Edition
I know you are all anxiously awaiting the Grand Finale of the Gold Cup or, as Hippo calls it, the Golden Shower Tourno. The…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition
I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That’s improvement, people! The reason I wanted to…
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Sexy Friday – 20230714
TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s learn how to jump…
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Balls Magazine Volume 18
As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…
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Sexy Friday – 20230707
TGIF! Hope everyone’s enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I’m currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action,…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More Fireworks Dammit Edition
I love the 4th of July. I specially have loved spending the 4th outside the USA. I remember vividly spending one 4th in Rome…
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Sexy Friday – 20230630
TGIF! Hope everyone is setup for a long four day weekend to celebrate USA! USA! USA! USA! Don’t JPP yourselves out there though. Also,…
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Balls Magazine Volume 17
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More June Gloom Edition
I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!!…