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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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Your “Enjoy Now” 4th of Ju Luau Open Thread
Ladies and germs, I know I won’t be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn’t count as football. It’s on par with…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got a weird oddball matchup of the Washington American Football team versus the Vikings. I don’t think I can…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 10
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…
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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Seven
Welcome back! Last night, we got a classic AFC West battle between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs. On Fox. I still…
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Thirsty Thursday Weekend Fútbol Preview and EPL Pool Update – EPL Round 9
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is…