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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21
There were plenty of those this week! A recap, a look ahead, and a whole lot more on Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL…
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Tear Out Your Tongue
I’m tired of talking. To everyone. Friends, coworkers, neighbors, children – those little heathens don’t pay attention anyway. The conversations we have are so…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: You Know Who I Like, Is That Pickle Stork
Pickles are a great, great food. On their own, they’re a fantastic low-calorie snack, sharp and bright and zesty and satisfying. They’re also a…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Cocktail Hour
If there’s any one trend in beer that I’ve been especially hesitant to adopt, it’s the beer cocktail. When I want a beer, I…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
This Round was unofficially deemed the round of the milestones since several players were either breaking records having to do with the number of…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Coffeebeernerdness Reloaded
It’s another hot one. We’re slated for a high of 102 here in Austin, and as longtime readers of the Beer Barrel will know,…
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Your “The RNC Convention Hits Full-On Drinking Game” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News: Ray Rice has gone to Plan Omega – if he’s allowed to play, he’ll donate his paycheque in support of ending domestic…
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Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Singled Out
Two of my favorite beers of all time are Lone Pint Yellow Rose, and Independence Gold Deluxe, and they have one thing in common:…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 17
How do you define perfection? You may want to ask Dok Zymm as she picked EVERY single game correctly this week in our Footy…