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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2019 Season)
Andy Reid sucks in the playoffs – the meme was going strong in Q1. Missed assignments, ridiculous drops, a blocked punt, and a muffed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2019 Season)
Hey, buck up P*ts fans. Turns out it really was THEM, not you. ¡Viva El Tractorcito! indeed. Add a jump-pass TD throw to his…
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Wild Card Sunday, Bitches! Instant Hippo Thoughts (2019 Season)
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive. Looks like we…
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Happy P*ts Schadenfreude Day 2020 Hippo Thoughts
Oh my cats, y’all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!! Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2019 Season
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2019 Season
Hippo hopes y’all had a nice weekend. There was no FITBAW on Saturday, which sucked ass. Next weekend will be better that way. Also,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2019 Season
Despite the very ending of the late window – this was a really great FITBAW Sunday (otherwise). Let’s not let that spoil things! [Closed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2019 Season
I like to stay away from the super deep thoughts. Because deep down, comedian Doug Stanhope has it right – the key to life…
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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…