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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 4: Was The Discount Worth The Price? Setting: Ditka’s Steakhouse, Oakbrook, IL. March 11, 2021, 7:30 p.m. Pete Carroll & John Schneider are…
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“Oh, The Places You’ll Go…To Find A Lineman”
Part 3: Into The Realm of The Swoosh Setting: Autzen Stadium, Eugene, OR. February 25, 2021 In the parking lot, Pete Carroll & John…
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Your “Are You Back Full-Time Now, Prettyboy?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Well, at least for February. Starting in March I’ll be angling for that promised Biden $15/hour & fewer work days. NFL Nuggets: In the…
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Your 2019 Seattle Seahawks Preview
Rainy City Football Chums Walkthrough Here we are at the beginning of another new season and lo, what promise it holds. More replays! Endless…
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Your Wednesday Evening Game 7 Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Likely solely brought in for the inevitable headlines when he was cut, the Bears have indeed cut Chris Blewitt from their kicker…
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Your “The Wrong Notre Dame Burned Down” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The day’s not over yet, so Russell Wilson’s deadline has not yet passed. There are trade rumours afoot in the absence of…
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“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…
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Your “A Whole Lot Of Pomp For Very Little Circumstance” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Brandon Marshall is no longer a NY Football Giant. Days after saying there was “no room for Dez”, the Giants have claimed…
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Your “Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Someone finally paid for the Seahawks missing the playoffs, and it’s………Darrell Bevell, offensive coordinator since 2011. Or, as Deadspin put it, Well,…
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Your “Ugh, Wasn’t 2017 The Worst?!” Black Monday Evening Open Thread
Hey 2017, So, let’s see how 2018 is unfold– Dammit! It hasn’t even been a whole day yet! NFL Notes: Friday announcements: Seahawks…