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Drop That Bass Line Lesser Footy and JV NFL Open Thread
In honour of the Iron Bowl (MOAR below), check out this amazing new tune by the Cats who gave you 2018’s Hippo Song of…
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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…
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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday and JV Football Week 4 Open Thread
Teh Hippo needs a break this weekend, so I’m filling in with the DFO version of Saturday morning cartoons. Sadly, many of our younger…
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Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy
I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…