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Commentist Beer Barrel: Teabaggin’
What’s happenin’, everybody? Low Commander here, filling in back by popular demand for another week in the ol’ Beer Barrel! Our Make It Snow…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Shoot to Thrill
Good afternoon, beer coin-a-suers. [DFO’s] resident drunk beer reviewer, Make It Snow, is an a lot of something else right now apparently, and as…
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Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Rain
FEBRUARY 2017 – MIDDAY – INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA – CHARGERS/RAMS JOINT STADIUM SITE [Three well-dressed men exit a limo and approach a chain-link fence, bordering…
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“SOME TABLE IS BETTER THAN NONE TABLE?”
SERVER: Welcome to Cafe Fina on Monterey’s beautiful Fisherman’s Wharf! My name is Nick and I will be your server today. Can I start…
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Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR – FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS – LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio’s control room, watching…
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Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon
The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Enhanced Fried Rice
Good afternoon, folks. Yeah Right was summoned to a pizza battle earlier this week and was unable to facilitate this edition of Sunday Gravy…
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I Just Realized the New “Ghost in the Shell” is Rated PG-13…
…and naturally I had to come to the INTERNET to complain about it. Are you fucking kidding me?! A major part of the premise…
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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…
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New Chargers Helmet Design Proposals
It’s been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium…