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Pissing Up God’s Flagpole: Your 2019 Detroit Lions Preview
[Author’s Note: So this is it. The End. The final preview before the NFL meat grinder spins up to turn convert the bodies of…
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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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Love me them uprights. Eagles Preview
I have gathered the DFO luminaries Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy to assist me in breaking down the coming season. Q – How was your summer?…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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2018-2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by…
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Your “Stylin’ & Profilin’” Monday Night Football & Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The pressure must have gotten to John Fox – it’s Truth Biscuit time in Chicago! His first game will be next Monday…
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Your ‘Why don’t you just kill yourself because you’re already dead’: Miami Dolphins Preview
Scene begins with a view of worn down home in Vancouver. Is it a crack shack or a mansion? nobody knows. The door opens,…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…
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Your “Oh Look – It’s The Atlanta F*%$#-king Falcons” Season Preview
They know what they did. THEY KNOW! I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how…
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We aren’t in Le-High anymore.
Current DFO Clubhouse before the Puerto Rican money rolls in. The Commentists are all sitting around drinking their favoUrite libations and imbibing their narcotic…