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2017 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)
Photo Credit: NY Post I’d make a “The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” joke, but honestly, the above-pictured Eli looks more like…
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2017 Quotables – Week 15 Results
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol’ meathead. Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables…
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Your “Sunday Night Is For The Birds” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Banner image from NBC Sports Evening, degenerates. Your usual sot/introducer was unable to cobble together enough enthusiasm to slog through three of these open…
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Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview
Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club’s big brothers, as they plodded their way to…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Booth Review
/intercom buzzes SECRETARY: Mr. Berson? Your 9am is here. DAVID: Ugh, Samantha, I asked you not to interrupt me. :fidgets: How long has he…
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2016 NFL Season End Standings, An Exploration
No, not a jazz odyssey, an exploration. Clearly this is not an exclusive club, but I wanted to dig into it further. Just bear…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…