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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Everybody’s Getting Married Before Passover (2025 Edition)
Which is great for me because it keeps me properly employed so I can do things like pay for stuff. Not taxes, I did…
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Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: And Now, Senor Curses Out ANOTHER One of His Teams. Or, Actually, All of Them.
Quick! Only one 1 or 2 seed did not make the Sweet 16. Guess who?
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Not Quite Opening Day: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost Opening Day, sports fans! OK, so technically there are already two games in the books, because why not spot the Dodgers a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Praise
To whom, or Whom? Doesn’t particularly matter. Fuck it, Hail Science.
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Not Yet.
I looked at my grandparents’ pictures last night. The ones in the china cabinet. And for once, I spoke back. Not yet. For there…
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It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Ok. There’s officially Too Fucking Much Going On Right Now. Politically, the “Flood the Zone With Criminal Actions” plan has been wildly successful from…
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Three Cone Drill? In This Economy?: Tuesday Open Thread
The annual NFL Combine has come and gone, without any major controversies. No freakouts threatening medical personnel. No leaked stories about how poorly Jaxxsxxyon…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week
Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16,…