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Schedule Release Open Thread

As a believer (at least 9 days out of 10), this article – while 100% unsurprising – hurts me to the core. But Jesus…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I can’t bring myself to care about the minutae of Denver’s 5th and 6th round stuff. They ain’t draft the puinnter out of JV…

As I was watching today’s fixtures (trying to savoUr since there is NO FOOTY tomorrow), I came up with another of my good goddamned…

Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and…

In case you aren’t depressed enough already, read this. Fucking Rooskies, man. There’s not much one can do, though. Nuke them, and the world…

I will not invite you to touch my monkey, though. Here are your late fixtures: 12MW Richmond (+3.5) v. 4MW Providence (6:10, TNT) Friar…

Yeah, the quality of play today was…not so great. But hey, it still passed the time. I am also reading Anne Applebaum’s “Gulag” history,…

You can find a silver lining in anything, if you try hard and/or are annoying enough about it. This week? I spent some quality…

Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the…