Sexy Friday – 20250328

TGIF! We're still in the midst of March Madness. So let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition We've all been there. Had a few too many, got excited and started doing crimes. But this time, you got caught and they're throwing you in the pokey for the evening. Here's some tips

Sexy Friday – 20250321

TGIF! Let's make this quick, there's March Madness! *checks DFO bracket* Cool, cool, cool. 25th out of 26. Thanks BFC for keeping me out of last. Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're playing around will a little flame and manage to light yourself on fire. Here's a handy guide. Stop. Don't

Sexy Friday – 20250314

TGIF! And Happy Pi Day! Eat some pie today. Survival - Personal Edition Doing some traveling? Here's some tips to bribe customs officials. If you're being hassled, stay calm and aloof. Determine if there's an actual problem or the official is just looking for some unofficial compensation. Never overtly offer a bribe.

Sexy Friday – 20250307

TGIF! WTF, Geno is gone to That's His Raiders! No wonder all the receivers are bailing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that it's March we can get back to grilling. Let's go over some helpful tips to deal with the inevitable grill fire. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of

Sexy Friday – 20250228

TGIF! You still have 2 days to binge watch all the Oscar movies, so get to it. Survival - Personal Edition We're enjoying a nice false spring here, which makes one wistful of summer. Which brings to mind the 4th of July and that day's highlight: the hot dog eating contest. Let's

Sexy Friday – 20250125

TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering well from the hockey fever. After all, the NHL regular season resumes tomorrow. Well, except for McAvoy and one of the Tkachucks who are both very much injured. Survival - Personal Edition This is going to go long, like a Sexy Rexy pass. Will I finish in

Sexy Friday – 20250214

TGIF! It's Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day weekend! Survival - Personal Edition This weekend would be a good time to do some grilling. So here's some grilling tips! Start those steaks by lightly coating them

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Sexy Friday – 20250131

TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival - Personal Edition A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don't forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

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I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I