Sexy Friday – 20250125

TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering well from the hockey fever. After all, the NHL regular season resumes tomorrow. Well, except for McAvoy and one of the Tkachucks who are both very much injured. Survival - Personal Edition This is going to go long, like a Sexy Rexy pass. Will I finish in

Sexy Friday – 20250214

TGIF! It's Valentines Day, what are you doing here? No matter, things get better after that because some of us have a 3 day weekend! Survival - Personal Edition This weekend would be a good time to do some grilling. So here's some grilling tips! Start those steaks by lightly coating them

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Sexy Friday – 20250131

TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival - Personal Edition A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don't forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

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I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Sexy Friday – 20250124

TGIF! It's championship weekend! Can't wait for the CC matchup in the LIX bowl. Survival - Personal Edition Say you're at the stadium or arena watching a game in person. (Or working there, Hi MeadDudeSame!) Then, something happens and the whole damn crowd loses its mind and starts a riot. Here's how

Sexy Friday – 20250117

TGIF! We have three glorious days of footed ball ahead of us, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about purifying water in the wilderness. There are four methods: filter, chemical, distillation, and boiling. Filtering This is a general first step and should be used on any source of

Sexy Friday – 20250110

TGIF! Half the country is burning, the other freezing, and I'm stuck here with only clouds and rain.  *pokes Mt. Rainer* Do something! Survival - Personal Edition Let's talk about champagne. Specifically, opening a bottle of said champagne. First lesson, don't do this: That's wasting champagne and removing the carbonation from what's left.

Sexy Friday – 20250103

TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival - Personal Edition My resolution for this year? Stop forgetting birthdays. This is rather easy as I just need to sit down and add them all to a calendar