Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H

ballsofsteelandfury - February 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Sexy Friday – 20260227

Mr. Ayo - February 27, 2026February 27, 2026

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TGIF! I got nothing to add. My brain is fried from a very stressful week of work. Haven't been able to sleep and trying to fix that with freezer vodka appears to have backfired. Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about the birth of muscle cars, the Pontiac GTO. RIP to Pontiac. Back

Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L

ballsofsteelandfury - February 24, 2026February 24, 2026

First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held

Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2026February 21, 2026

So, the Clone function is borked and I can't use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open Thread. DO SOMETHING, CONGRESS!! Golf was fun today. It was fucking freezing at 6:30 AM, when we started, but it warmed up nicely as the day

Sexy Friday – 20260220

Mr. Ayo - February 20, 2026February 20, 2026

TGIF! Valentine's Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of fertility, let's learn about Easter. It's roots are actually from Germans. They had an annual pagan festival for Eostre, the goddess of spring and fertility. Christianity of

2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 7

ballsofsteelandfury - February 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Denouement We sat in the exact same chairs except Mark was now seated at the other head of the table. I had prepped Destiny on what was going to happen, so she didn’t make any wrong moves. The only ones not in on the scheme were Eve and Bob. Eve was being

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2026February 14, 2026

As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,

Sexy Friday – 20260213

Mr. Ayo - February 13, 2026February 13, 2026

TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it's Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let's learn about some folks that went through some finger episodes. (Not that type, the sexy section is below) Pay Phone Remember pay phones? And that coin return slot? Yes, this gentlemen

2026 Balls Noir Series Episode 6

ballsofsteelandfury - February 11, 2026February 11, 2026

A Plan, A Trap, and A Scheme Mark was laughing so hard he was choking on his beignet. I could see puffs of white powder coming out of his nose. It wasn’t the first time. “And you give ME shit!” “Hey, with me, I don’t find out they’re married until AFTER I hook up

Sexy Friday – 20260206

Mr. Ayo - February 6, 2026February 6, 2026

TGIF! No hate in today's post, because we're all excited for Sunday. HOX! Word Count Filler Time When we last saw Jackie Chan he was getting his ass kicked by Cliff in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Ok, that wasn't real. But Jackie did really get hurt quite a bit doing