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Slutty Saturday – Jiggle TV edition
I know a bunch of us are old farts and remember fondly the days when television programs featured scantily clad women showing cleavage plus…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Special Finals Preview
I am posting this deep into the night on Thursday so that you, devoted AFL viewers and readers, can read it prior to the…
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Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team’s prospects…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
It is getting to be that time of year as teams are fiercely clinging to finals hopes and one miss-step could cause your team’s…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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49ers Player Non-Retirement News
Aldon Smith pulled off a criminal hat trick last night: DUI, hit and run, vandalism. What an asshole. h/t WWL: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13393290/aldon-smith-san-francisco-49ers-arrested-hit-run-dui?ex_cid=espntw
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 18
The season is winding down and there are only 5 rounds left! The battle for the top eight spots, which entitle a club to…
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Lord Roger Upholds Randomly Assigned Suspension
Roger Goodell has determined that his randomly chosen punishment for Tom Brady was just and fair, so it’s time to talk lawsuit! We’re trying…