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Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!
As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new “Rooney Rule” specifically aimed at increasing the number…
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The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!
Narrator: George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in…
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”
FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have…
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El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl
Hello! I’m Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl…
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Your Sunday Evening 2016 Pro Bowl ‘For God’s Sake Get A Life And Do Something More Worthwhile’ Live Blog
The best players in the NFL who aren’t playing in the Super Bowl, aren’t injured or at least aren’t pretending to be injured because…
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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I
Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all…
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DFO, money comes in – Playoffs Update 2!
Last week, it was the home teams’ turn to be favorites. They responded well, winning all games in the Divisional Round for the first…
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…