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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…
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Sunday Morning Appetizers
(pictured above are my FF team’s chances against Make It Snow) Because I haven’t written anything in a long time and because it doesn’t…
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Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff… We’ve got two JV bowl games today. For starters,…
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DFO Predictions Contest Update – Week 16
We’re almost to the end, kids. Only two weeks left to triumph or to fail spectacularly. For the love of all that is holy…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…
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And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday’s post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to…
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DFO, money comes in
My cunning plan went exactly as well as Blackadder’s do, so I am down to 50% of the original stakes at an even $100.…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 15
We have a new leader! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) The king in…
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DFO, money comes in
I had a bad week, but nowhere as bad as our good King Hippo who had an o-fer that put him back below the…