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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 11
The two remaining contests are heating up as we head towards the end of the regular season and the awarding of prizes. DFO Spreads…
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Aldon Smith Appeals His Suspension
INT. DAYTIME – ROGER GOODELL’S OFFICE ROGER GOODELL – the NFL commissioner – sits behind a desk shrouded with a dark sheet. ALDON SMITH…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Eleven
PART TWO – COINCIDENCE PART THREE – ENEMY ACTION Chapter Eleven ‘And what is your cut?’ whistled Mr. Richardson. ‘Twenty billion’, replied Goodell. ‘Within…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week Ten
Sunrisesunrise!! Congratulations, good sir! It is fitting that, today of all days, you have chosen to donate your winnings to the Wounded Warrior Project.…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Ten
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten – Hoods’ Congress The bowels of Wembley Stadium are damp and cold. The opposite…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9
Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset. Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down,…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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Boo This Man
[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from…